Blessed are the merciful

By Nick Anderson 

Radicalism

Jesus was a radical nonviolent revolutionary who hung around with lepers hookers and crooks; wasn't American and never spoke English; was anti-wealth anti-death penalty anti-public prayer; but was never anti-gay, never mentioned abortion or birth control, never called the poor lazy, never justified torture, never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes, never asked a leper for a copay; and was a long-haired brown-skinned homeless community-organizing anti-slut-shaming Middle Eastern Jew.

 John Fugelsang

There are left-wing Christians

You could replace the name 'Paul Ryan' with 'Tony Abbott'.  And it would still be apposite.

[From The Christian Left]